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Numpty Truck 

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.
"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"
Numpty Truck by betamax September 28, 2004
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Tonka Truck 

Ridin around in that Tonka Truck, got my blicky tucked
Tonka Truck by TheLilProdigyX November 13, 2022
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The Ice Cream Truck 

One in the front and a fist full of ice in the rear.
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker
Bitch was gettin uppity about my fist in her ass, so I decided to chill her out with the Ice Cream Truck.

Fuck a duck in a truck 

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.
1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

Big Mack Truck 

A large penis.

Popularised by Cardi B with her song 'WAP' and unreleased track titled 'Big Mack Truck'
"I want you to park that Big Mack Truck right in this little garage"

"I want a man with a Big Mack Truck"

Fire Truck 

A word originally describing a vehicle that puts out fires. However, in recent times it has come to be used as a replacement for the word "fuck", as removing the "-ire tr-" from "fire truck" will give you fuck.
Fire Truck by DJ Torrent October 20, 2007

dump truck 

While in the sixty nine position the individual on top slowly sits up (much like the motion of a dump trucks bed) while making a beeping sound, and proceeds to defecate on the face of his/her partner.
He pulled the dump truck on her.
dump truck by Jordan Martin September 25, 2006