dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.

That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.

by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Toilet Cake

Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.

This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.

"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."

"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

toilet halo

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.

If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders

"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person

by twigulus October 23, 2011