salty sarah

A girl who’s as salty as salt and vinegar chips

Why is she so salty???

Cause that’s salty Sarah

by Kokkokk October 14, 2017

salty hedgehog

A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.

A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog

A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!

A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.

by BLOBBBCCCAAKKKEEENNNEEESSS June 30, 2017

salty max

A really salty person who is obnoxious and dumb

He is such a salty max

by Jmoney538783 January 17, 2018

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

salty butts

Being a rude and angry person whom is usually uneasy to please .

Matt is so cranky tonight, I think he has a case of salty butts.

by Facelessdreams April 18, 2015

salty britches

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.

Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.

by lorddrook January 20, 2020

Salty Chad

This is when your favorite streamer gets absolutely bodied while trying to be ConnerDose

Chadwick is a Salty Chad when stuns don't work!

by NoOneImparticular November 15, 2021