Weiner-reefing

The act of pulling or tugging on one's penis with supreme or unseemly force.

Little Johnny spent the night weiner-reefing himself into a state of quadrapoligia.

by Greg P. H. January 13, 2008

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session

I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.

by MisterTree January 1, 2025

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.

seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!

by corinnnnee May 21, 2008

wyatt weiner

A dope as mother fucker who is hot as shit

Yo check out that Wyatt Weiner over there

by Money heist 2.0 June 1, 2020

Wonder Weiner Wednesday

A magical weekly event celebrating the super hero Wonder Woman along with the mystical-ness of hotdogs!! Usually celebrated in the wearing of wonder woman and hotdog paraphernalia such as hotdog socks, wonder weiner t-shirts etc.

Related to The Flash Fridays and Marvel Mondays..

Person A: Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday!!!!
Person B: Thanks Bro!! Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday to you too!

by not-voldemort December 11, 2017