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'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.
YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
by YAWA July 6, 2018
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marks tits

marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout
I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?
by markstits March 24, 2020
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tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.
A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."
by John Doe the third November 15, 2013
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Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf
"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"
by maxiepie1280192 March 31, 2009
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shark tits

noun -
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. Translatable to Spanish
" Holy Shark tits! that alien mostly came at night...mostly"

" What the shark tits were you thinking?"

" Ooohhh Shark tits! They're dead"

"!Tetas de tiburones!"
by Saaad Panda May 4, 2006
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mega tits

Massive set of breasts, implying the word Mega and tits together
Damn those mega tits!!!!
by mborowick January 29, 2009
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Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.
Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.
by Leon February 27, 2003
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