Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018

lead thumb

Someone who presses the buttons entirely too hard on any game controller. Similar to someone with a lead foot in a car.

Dude, you could hit the buttons faster if you didn't have a lead thumb.

by shrimpy121 May 26, 2016

thumbed out

when you are tore up that you look like a thumb. with your head tilted back.

aric looked thumbed out after being awake for 3 days.

by erkofdark September 10, 2018

Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012

Pinky thumb

A unit of measurement which is defined by the maximum distance between your pinky and thumb. (Also resembles a'shaka')

Jacob: Corey, how wide is that table?
Corey: Ahhh it's about 5 pinky thumbs.

by TheOkGatsby September 6, 2021

Thumb Strength

The energy required to write a text.

Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.

by J. Edward October 30, 2008

Thumb-spike

When you surprise a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass, with or without lube.

Brian Hayhurt thumb-spiked Meg, then she turned around and de-scrotumized him with her teeth.

by Room 2318 February 9, 2005