porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

Emo Bean

I nickname given to kids who look emo but are not emo. They tend not to like to be called emo, and become sad or angry when they are called it, and thus are called emo again.

Julian: "Hey, emo."
Jeff: "I am not emo!"
Julian: "Okay, emo bean."
Jeff: "Shutup!" *hits Julian*

by Dylan C. D. B. April 25, 2006

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

flick a bean

Rubbing a girls clit

The term "Flick a bean" means to rub on a girls clit.

by el_diablo May 29, 2012

Smol Bean

Smol Bean refers to a racist slur created by Tumblr, the Slur is short for Small Beaner.

look at the Smol Bean over there stealing all the jobs from hard working Americans
That Smol Bean is trying to cross the boarder

by TaskForce 141 March 14, 2021

Frances Bean

Daughter of two grunge legends: Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain.

Frances Bean looks just like her father.

by Alyyson September 30, 2005