An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.
Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
by CulinaNY February 5, 2010
Get the Swipe Testmug. 1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.
I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.
by Evull-E November 4, 2004
Get the Global Testmug. The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.
by mlhiss June 10, 2020
Get the marshmallow testmug. The main method of testing for a person's toe gap. The tester will attempt insert an Oreo between their big toe and the toe next to it. If it fits, they have a confirmed toe gap and have passed the Oreo Test.
by NoSkillJoe July 21, 2021
Get the The Oreo Testmug. That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.
Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
by negronos December 23, 2011
Get the Test Wizzmug. by boiii1 August 31, 2021
Get the vibe testmug. The Where Does He Live Test encourages a woman to visit (inside) a man’s home during the beginning stages of dating him. This method is used by women to protect themselves from becoming romantically involved with men who are married or financially challenged.
I performed the WDHL Test on this guy that I’m dating and discovered that he was living with his girlfriend.
by Sunshine Hooks The Art Reader March 28, 2023
Get the WDHL Testmug.