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Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
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Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
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Simone

Beautiful, kind and caring. With a big bunda 👀
Yoo big batty simone
by Slang king October 5, 2021
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Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”
by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
mugGet the Simon’s Diseasemug.

Simon

Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best
Simon.. Oh him that tall cute dude you dated him!? Foolish of you to break his heart
by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021
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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
by SoullessEther May 7, 2025
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Simon Cowell

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
by CLEOELI December 6, 2021
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