A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.
A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
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