Base Jump

To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.

Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
by 4dm1n December 11, 2008
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off the jump

In a jiffy, like a quickie

Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.

Another example:

Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump

Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode
Anybody heard of Homeboy Rus? I heard he fucked my bitch off the jump. I'm so proud of my life now!

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by Homeboy Entertainment October 15, 2017
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jump someone

Jump on top of them and rutally fuck
Oh man! She's so hot!! Man if I could jump someone right now it would so be her
by Happybird432 February 10, 2015
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jumped vagina

the dangerous pointy sharp tip of a penis is getting inserted into your vagina as sexual assault

feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up
dude , i have a jumped vagina. kevin G's penis is reallly rough...
by OHHKEVING! November 20, 2010
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jumping tree

A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.
person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
by jumping tree October 12, 2007
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stork jumping

when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE
bitch quit stork jumping or i will slap a hoe!!
by jebediah trotter 23 July 28, 2007
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jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.
Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."
by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014
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