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Hamster

by Tall Italian August 4, 2020
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hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart
Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.
by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012
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Hamster

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.
Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."
by Areeloth November 14, 2022
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Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny
I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole
by . February 11, 2022
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Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
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Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021
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