The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.
The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.
There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive
Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.
The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.
For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.
There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive
Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.
The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.
For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.
by mourgh August 20, 2005

Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

The most beautiful person on earth.
A god.
I can and will die for her.
She can step on me and I will say thank you.
The most beautiful human being on earth.
A god.
I can and will die for her.
She can step on me and I will say thank you.
The most beautiful human being on earth.
Me: Gifted Abby lololol hahahha I love her
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine
by teehee senpai March 8, 2021

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011

by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024

A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.
Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.
“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017
