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The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022
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Duff

That girl is our duff
by confident black girl January 28, 2015
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Up the duff

An old Australian Slang term referring to an unplanned pregnancy, first used in 1941 and all the way through to around the 70s. Rarely used now a days.
Person 1: What is happening to her?
Person 2: She's up the duff.
by Shen Bapri March 23, 2023
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Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.
I will not put up with any of your duff jam
by RenegadeLacrosse November 8, 2019
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duff bag

A monster tard you work with. Usually nothing good comes out of there mouth. Comparable to douchebag
Duff bag just moves around the office soundung drunk
by Going6to6hell6 January 19, 2017
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Duff

That place on the human body (particularly the female body) where the body makes contact when sitting-down, i.e. the erogenous area of the butt.
I'll bet her duff is as sweet as candy!
by anonymous March 3, 2023
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Duff

Hey, look over there, it’s a duff, why is they walking over here.

Oh look, there’s the duff, haha
by Thisguy1999 March 12, 2022
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