a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

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Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul

My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig

by Big Jenny November 23, 2021

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Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021

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Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!

Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020

by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021

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A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.

Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!

by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020

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