Butterfly

A swimming stroke requiring (in theory) super human strength and extraordinary coordination, but characterized ( in actuality) by randomly placed arm movements and erratic breathing patterns. Performance of this stroke is usually accomplished by incessant yelling on the part of the coach, sheer hysteria on the part of the parent and near drowning on the part of the swimmer.

Person 1: Coach said we have to do a 200 butterfly.
Person 2: So what you're trying to say is that coach wants us to die and give a reason to get yelled at?
Person 1: Basically

by SwimmersLife November 24, 2017

Butterfly kisses

When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls, or when they just start blowing really hard and you cum early

Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters

by Papi john May 8, 2018

hairy butterfly

An elegant way of describing a hairy minge.

Darling, you have a hairy butterfly ,might be time for a shave.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Butterfly Kiss

When someone slaps another in the face with their large labia. It's like when dudes slap other people in the face with their dick, but its pussy lips.

She has such big pussy lips that she could give someone a butterfly kiss!

by FlameBrane September 1, 2023

smelly butterfly

a word to describe chronicallypix

rina:“you smelly butterfly”
pix:”what’s a smelly butterfly💔💔”

by rinatsu March 4, 2025

deception butterfly

The ripple effects associated with deceptions. Often interlinked with chaos theory.

The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.

Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Butterflies in my scupper

In ships, there is this hole that ejects water on the side of the ship called the scupper. And it’s referred as “a ship’s Vagina.” So butterflies in my scupper is like the human version of butterflies in my pussy. but for ships, it’s where a ship finds an other attractive ship that she has that tingling sensation in her scupper and she would like to date and/or sexually engage with that other vessel.

Oil Tanker: Man I have this huge crush on that sexy masculine tugboat. And as he was towing that big cruise ship, I was flirting at him and I then I have this butterflies in my scupper feeling.

Container Ship: girl, next time when he isn’t busy just go up by him and ask if he wants to go out on a date with you.

Cargo Ship: girl he’s so hot, I heard that he makes 3,400hp and his engine is the same one that is used on CSX and BNSF trains.

by EMD F59PHI August 6, 2024