being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

am I being punk'd?

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.

Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

by Rated [R] February 9, 2007

Stop Being Mean dude

you say this when someones a simp, being mean, gay faggit or something else idk.

Why do you keep talking to her you simp your mean. no im not. cap Stop being mean dude you so goofy ahh bazonkadoink.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! September 23, 2022

The most powerful being in history

The person who holds extreme power to the universe and beyond. They can control everything at any time, in any number, at the same time.

Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers

by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

an actual good human being

A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.

by Blazinpyre December 12, 2019

just being Miley

singer/actress Miley Ray Cyrus posed for photos that gave the appearance that she was bare breasted beneath a sheet. Also published from the shoot were pictures of a scantily clad Miley lounging in bed with her father, Billy Ray Cyrus. About the same time as this shoot Miley's most popular song contains a phrase "Felt like I couldn't breath. You asked what's wrong with me. My best friend Leslie said, 'She's just being Miley.'"

Definition: Leaning on, or posing with, your dad, or an older man, in an ambiguously inappropriate way.

Yo man, I saw this 13 year old girl, dressed like a raging slut, leaning on her dad's arm in the grocery store--"she's just being Miley."

Or...

I saw this slutty girl "just being Miley" with her dad in the grocery store!

or...

Hey supper market slut, stop "just being Miley" with your dad on isle 12. Take that shit to Vanity Fair.

by Davecandividebyzero July 27, 2008

Decent Human Being

A term used to describe a moralfag by normalfags

"Ummm sweetie its called being a decent human being..."

by makingbgreatagain December 23, 2020