An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.
Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
by CulinaNY February 5, 2010
Get the Swipe Testmug. 1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.
I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.
by Evull-E November 4, 2004
Get the Global Testmug. The stressful feeling of wanting to do well on an exam that overwhelms you before or during an exam which leads to being afraid of failing
Due to my test anxiety telling me to not fail the exam, my brain completely went blank and I had absolutely no idea what to do to answer the questions. FML.
by Ghostgam3r March 22, 2022
Get the Test Anxietymug. by Daniel Lory August 2, 2007
Get the test and tagmug. The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
Get the The Subway Testmug. The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.
by mlhiss June 10, 2020
Get the marshmallow testmug. by Marigol September 28, 2023
Get the squish testmug.