Swipe Test

An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.

Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!

Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!

by CulinaNY February 5, 2010

Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.

Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!

by anti.DOT December 17, 2009

test and tag

Electronic testing of plugin electrical devices.

www.powertag.com.au - Test and Tag electrical devices. Occupational health and safety compliance.

by Daniel Lory August 2, 2007

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

test ass

Test Ass, or TA, is a serious medical condition resulting from long periods of boredom and immobility, such as those that occur when taking a particularly difficult test or exam.

"Dude, that math test was brutal."
"I know, bro. I got such a case of test ass after that."

by CaptainDialUp April 15, 2014

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014