skank-sicle

A slutty, drunk girl who has been locked out in the cold because of her belligerent behavior, thus turning into a skank-popsicle, or skank-sicle.

Natalie drank too much and started pissing me off, so I locked her out on the porch. She's a freezing skank-sicle now.

by CrazyHostess December 3, 2010

Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

by Carlz.t August 19, 2021

Skank Crumbs

Personal items that a booty call leaves in your room after they hurry away.

Look at these booty shorts Meg left under my bed. She's always leaving her skank crumbs all over the place.

by Goukuh January 20, 2020

Skank Ape

Much like the SKUNK APE but often misidentified as STACEYUS ABRAMSUS it has large irregular gapped teeth, large jug head with nappy ASS hair on the head and back. When feeding it has to make 2 passes on corn on the cob because of the gapped teeth.

There’s a SKANK APE in Georgia that thinks she is the Governor!

by Gods Gift To Women June 27, 2022

Skank Planking

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.

Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...

by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.

If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.

by bobsknobs November 26, 2013

song skank

When someone hears a popular song and automatically "loves" the band or artist even though they only know the popular song. A fake groupie.

Dude, that girl is such a song skank. She's mouthing all the wrong words to every song!

by DrBradford November 14, 2011