The guy that makes your face light up whenever you see his messages, the one that bullies you but in a nice way, the one that has your back when you play video games, the one that you go to when you're at your lowest.
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by Nabil Lane October 24, 2023
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Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian
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