Gets ratio'd easily on Twitter and is a very big Overwatch league fan. His favorite teams are the SF Shock and Seoul Dynasty. Could've been a professional quarterback in the NFL, but had to give up because of his OPness. He's an English major and he's passing all of his classes with all A++'s. Also has a fire ass mullet. Overall kinda mid LOL!!
"Robert Lozada tried to photosynthesize until he realized his ass was grass." "Robert Lozada is very mid at Overwatch"
by OverwatchKing227 December 19, 2021
Get the Robert Lozadamug. by ur friend always January 9, 2005
Get the hot robertmug. He is the most adorable, hot, sexy, man, actor, singer, and musician ever!
He has been in the movies
Vanity Fair
The Haunter Airman
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
The Bad Mother Handbook
How to be
Twilight
The summer house
Little Ashes
He has the cutest laugh ever!
His blue eyes are extremely gorgeos!
He has haters because he is playing a perfect man vampire in the movie "Twilight" but no one is perfect, so dont hate him because he is the closest to perfect anyone will ever get soooo
go away and play in traffic if you are going to hate on him!
anyways robert pattinson in one word is
AMAZING in alll ways
The end.
He has been in the movies
Vanity Fair
The Haunter Airman
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
The Bad Mother Handbook
How to be
Twilight
The summer house
Little Ashes
He has the cutest laugh ever!
His blue eyes are extremely gorgeos!
He has haters because he is playing a perfect man vampire in the movie "Twilight" but no one is perfect, so dont hate him because he is the closest to perfect anyone will ever get soooo
go away and play in traffic if you are going to hate on him!
anyways robert pattinson in one word is
AMAZING in alll ways
The end.
by fanpireandtwilighter August 8, 2008
Get the Robert Pattinsonmug. Robert's dick? What's that?
by ThaCheesyBoi14 October 24, 2019
Get the Robert's Dickmug. A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman
He is the Batman
Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020
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by rrjekbekekedbeikcc November 1, 2020
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