Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

Plants Vs Zombies

drugs before you knew they existed

Ugh I hated these gargantuars in Plants Vs Zombies

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 3, 2023

wall plant

Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.

The person I work with is wall plant.

by The cruel word smith February 15, 2021

sky plant

sky plant is weed, cannabis that gets you so high you feel like your in the sky

man 1: yo I got you the weed

man 2: is it a sky plant?

man 1: fuck yeah

by LIl NAZ June 9, 2018

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021