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old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
mugGet the old or asianmug.

old roblox

a stupid aah term used by 12 year olds that miss old roblox that never expirienced it and also joined in 2022
by carbuncle_puyopuyo August 10, 2023
mugGet the old robloxmug.

Sana-OLD

buti pa sila nakaka labas ng late sana-old
by NightBeast February 12, 2022
mugGet the Sana-OLDmug.

Old Gregg

A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.

Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.

(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes February 13, 2021
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Old buddy

Jason, shifty, ol buddy shifty, Lenziwarrior, shifty hammer
What’s up old buddy? How’s it going old buddy? Party tonight old buddy?
by LenziWarrior February 26, 2020
mugGet the Old buddymug.

old six

The old six is the player who are outside the team or play very stealthy.
I got killed by an old six.

This old six is an idiot.

You are an old six.
by WTFWTFWTWF January 11, 2023
mugGet the old sixmug.

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!
Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement
by Boonshanka November 9, 2019
mugGet the Old Martinmug.

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