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eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.
The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.
by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017
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Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019
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Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
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Milk Abuse

Milk Abuse - A great kid
by Rarebatae April 3, 2019
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Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.
"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."
by Slimjim8matt March 13, 2008
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Courtesy Milk

When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.

May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.

Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.

My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.

My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.
A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.
by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019
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