Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.

"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"

by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019

Tabacco Dutch

A combination of musk ,drywall and coconut oil ,with a hint of motoroil, Brill cream and alot ot sexiness.

"I got me some tobacco Dutch last night mmm. The combination of musk ,drywall coconut oil ,motor oil,Brill cream and alot ot sexiness:mmmmm Best Tabacco Dutch sexy man

by Ling ling 2.0 February 12, 2019

Dutch Steamroll

The act of speaking in a loud, authoritative manner during a conversation without providing any reasonable pause in the conversation to allow for any meaningful feedback regardless of any conflicting information.

Wow, Mr. Montana completely "Dutch Steamrolled" our conversation. I had to hand him the data to show that he was wrong.

by eh-must November 3, 2020

Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.

She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.

by Chucktatorship May 2, 2018

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).

you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?

by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012