A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
by Wicket June 13, 2005
Get the Captain Jamesmug. The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018
Get the Captain Hookedmug. Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”
Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”
Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”
by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018
Get the Captain Diabeetusmug. Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."
"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"
"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
"Better call Captain Spam."
"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"
"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
by The Growler September 8, 2014
Get the Captain Spammug. Captain Ahab's nephew's horse, known for being wider than he is long. Also, pseudonym of Little Mikey from Life cereal
by PriapicExpectations March 12, 2015
Get the Captain Cohadmug. by Autterbox January 18, 2017
Get the captain crispymug. by Brady_gross September 23, 2020
Get the Captain Mikemug.