1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded
by DinoLG September 03, 2021
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019
by Brady_gross September 24, 2020
one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
by dirty Qtip April 09, 2011
"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 21, 2012
The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018
We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.
by The Bizzle October 07, 2004