Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!
A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!
Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!
Serves one.
Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!
Serves one.
by BadgerTom February 23, 2010

When a woman straddles and rides a man's face until she either reaches climax, or the man dies of exhaustion, suffocation, etc.
Dude 1: Man, Lexi tried to give me the Death By Cake last night, but my face skills are on point.
Dude 2: Nice save man.
Dude 2: Nice save man.
by DaddysPetPiccolo April 19, 2017

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:
Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)
"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)
"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
by FearOfBees January 22, 2022

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.
So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.
by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

by jacksooooon February 4, 2009

Your friend has been playing an immensely large RPG or MMO video game for countless hours or days and you reply "Dude your mind has totally been alien caked get out of the house or something!"
by Ed Reiher December 25, 2008

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014
