Skip to main content

Badger Cake

Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!
A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!

Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!

Serves one.
by BadgerTom February 23, 2010
mugGet the Badger Cakemug.

death by cake

When a woman straddles and rides a man's face until she either reaches climax, or the man dies of exhaustion, suffocation, etc.
Dude 1: Man, Lexi tried to give me the Death By Cake last night, but my face skills are on point.
Dude 2: Nice save man.
by DaddysPetPiccolo April 19, 2017
mugGet the death by cakemug.

dew cake

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:

Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)

"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.
by FearOfBees January 22, 2022
mugGet the dew cakemug.

crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.
So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.
by scholar328161 April 25, 2010
mugGet the crack cakemug.

dumb cakes

\ˈdəm\ \ˈkāks\
noun
voluptuous rear end; the opposite of flat buns.

see also: dumb cakin
Dam!!! that girl has dumb cakes!
by jacksooooon February 4, 2009
mugGet the dumb cakesmug.

Alien Caked

A state of mind obtained through sheer obsession over any one thing.
Your friend has been playing an immensely large RPG or MMO video game for countless hours or days and you reply "Dude your mind has totally been alien caked get out of the house or something!"
by Ed Reiher December 25, 2008
mugGet the Alien Cakedmug.

tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014
mugGet the tea cakingmug.

Share this definition