clam custard

female cum or discharge

It was like a clam custard explosion.

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 05, 2010

Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.

@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS

by Leazhito August 13, 2020

clam stamping

the female equivalency of tea bagging. (v) to clam stamp.

I gave that drunk passed out guy one helluva clam stamping...right on his nose. vagina tea bagging

by rysky October 01, 2014

clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty

"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"

by HankTheSkank27 April 04, 2017

Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019

Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.

"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"

by xxXBosmanXxx April 01, 2019

clam lip

when a heavier woman (almost alway young or pretending to still be young) wears her low rise pants to tight and her baby doll tee is way to short, the tummy flab that spills over the front of her pants and hangs out from under her tiny tee shirt. It looks like a clam lip hanging out. Its like muffin tops but the front view. Sometimes a woman can have a muffin top and a clam lip. or just a clam lip-no tops.

Men can have a Manclam, we have all seen it. its the opposite of plumber butt.

Harry: Oh shit, that girls clam lip is hanging out!

Sally: she even has her pearl out! (belly button is showing)

by skyagrey March 03, 2010