Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)

(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!

by SpicyBry January 26, 2022

Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".

"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"

by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016

cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020

shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.

Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.

by Bob747438 February 28, 2021

Bat Throat

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.

Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!

by mrneglect September 29, 2010

spark a bat

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.

Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.

by vajhra March 20, 2011

Tid-Bat

when someone is just trying to say tad-bit but messes up the vowels.

Ethan said, "I'm a tid-bat pissed right now." Then Ashley laughs, "It's a tad-bit, not a tid-bat."

by sugar pie honey bunch April 25, 2009