testicular rendition

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.

Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

Testiculickalitis

An affliction of the oral cavity thats symptoms include sore knees, aching jaw, tongue lesions, and rapid job advancements.

Damn John you got another promotion- have you asked your doctor to be screened for Testiculickalitis?

by Brique October 8, 2008

Testicheck

A last minute examination to see if you have the balls to do or say something that may have serious consequences.

Wil:"My wife will kill me if I come home drunk again!"
Jesse: "Dude! You better do a testicheck and remember who wears the pants!"

by Amjo January 14, 2009

testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

testicears

earings that hang like balls

JR's ears look like testicears because of his earings

by dunsky83 March 14, 2010

testiclosterone

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

by sunidei January 11, 2011

Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 3, 2010