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Swipe Test

An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.
Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!

Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
by CulinaNY February 5, 2010
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Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.
I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.
by Evull-E November 4, 2004
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sol test

The worst fucking thing known to anyone in Fairfax County. They make you cry and stress you when it’s the teachers grade, but if you’re in eighth grade they go on your high school transcript
Today I took my algebra sol test, and I wanted to cry
by screwyou210 May 17, 2019
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Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"
by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021
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Test Wizz

That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.
Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test

Student: Stands up

Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
by negronos December 23, 2011
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The Oreo Test

The main method of testing for a person's toe gap. The tester will attempt insert an Oreo between their big toe and the toe next to it. If it fits, they have a confirmed toe gap and have passed the Oreo Test.
by NoSkillJoe July 21, 2021
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WDHL Test

The Where Does He Live Test encourages a woman to visit (inside) a man’s home during the beginning stages of dating him. This method is used by women to protect themselves from becoming romantically involved with men who are married or financially challenged.
I performed the WDHL Test on this guy that I’m dating and discovered that he was living with his girlfriend.
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