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Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.
Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan
by Angel January 31, 2004
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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!
Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.
by Mallate April 12, 2005
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ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.
Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”

Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?

Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011
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technocrat

adj; noun;

an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
Yes, I am a technocrat. And yes, I thought the Deadmau5 set at EDC 2010 was slow and boring.
by ZombiePhobe September 7, 2010
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technicolor hershey squirts

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.
Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.
by TheSantaMan December 12, 2006
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Technical Awesomness

1. (adj) to describe someone who has technical skills that are off the charts compared to mere mortals;
2. (adv) used to describe the display of technical skills that amazed the speaker; describing someone who accomplished something thought impossible
3. (n) title given to only the very best technical people
1. He is so good that he is technical awesomness.
2. That was quite a display of technical awesomness that he displayed when removing that malware.
3. "Hi, my name is Rich and I am Technical Awesomness"
by CaptAwesome April 26, 2010
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Technical Analysis

When you see a sexy dame and your hindbrain looks her up and down whilst saliva pools in the corner of your mouth.
As Jennifer ambled down the hall, I couldn’t help but give her some good technical analysis (TA)—great technicals, fine analysis.
by un_wag April 26, 2021
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