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Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.
Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts
by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021
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taste my timbs

A phrase meaning some one is about to curb stomp you or kick you in the mouth with their boots preferably timberlands
by Dude4real December 11, 2022
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awesome taste

adj.- (as seen on totino's pizza rolls)

1.an event which requires the noun qualifier to signal Pavlovian reactions in the brain due to the shear awesomeness of said event.

2. A descriptive word used only when something is sofa king awesome, it requires an adjective that makes you taste delicious totino's pizza rolls in your mouth just by thinking about how fucking awesome it is.
1. "Dude! That movie was awesome-taste."

2. -"Hey man, I got some poon last night."

-"Yeah!? How was it?"

-"Awesome-taste!"

3. "These pizza rolls are so awesome taste!"
by Matches220 June 28, 2011
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Player-Taste

A sample of someone's drink most often given to players. Almost always an alcoholic beverage sample, but can sometimes refer to a sampling of marijuana, or other substances.
"Yo. I see you got that gin and juice. Lemme get that player-taste."
by ArmenianBrandy December 24, 2009
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Tasteful Garbage

The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.
Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016
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Bad Taste

Anything Corey Margera hates if you happen to like the following, you have bad taste
Rap music Corey hates rap.
The MCU
Pop music like Justin Bieber, One Direction, Miley Cyrus
Today's wrestling. It is terrible.
Soul Food with the exception of fried chicken which is delicious, all soul food is nasty.
My Little Pony

Star Wars Most overrated franchise in Hollywood
GTA especially that piece of shit known as San Andreas.

Sushi That's even nastier than soul food.
Living in a big city. Living in the big city is overrated. I rather on a farm than an overpopulated smelly polluted disgusting city.
by TheKingofGoodTaste August 5, 2021
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