Bunny Tail

When you have diarrhea so you just sit there with a ball of toilet paper in your ass and regret all your life choices.

"Did you hear about that guy that's been walking around with a bunny tail in his ass?"

by anonymous April 13, 2022

bumper tailing

also known as tail gating, following too closely to the car in front of you

i wish this guy would quit bumper tailing me. he's gonna cause an accident.

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

Molted Tail

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.

"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".

by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010

Horse Tail

The act of placing a short broom in your partners anus and riding them around much like a horse.

My wife was never really fond of the old Horse Tail, i usually only got it on birthdays.

by R.U. June 25, 2003

beaver tail

Lady Gaga's junk

I saw a picture of Lady Gaga and I could see her beaver tail.

by Sir Longshanks January 7, 2010

lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)

dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!

by heh? August 11, 2007

Fox tail

Stand naked with your legs shoulder width apart, start pelvic thrusting so that your wiener rhythmically flops up and down, and on its downward decent you close your legs while simultaneously bending over thus trapping your penis in a manner that resembles a fox tail protruding from between your legs.

Each morning Kyle would start his day listening to Rick Astley and seeing how many fox tails he could catch.

by MoistCheese December 21, 2016