by ze-0 March 10, 2021
When straight people are so insecure in their sexuality that they need to prove it to the entire world with T-shirts, flags, parades, Facebook groups, etc. In reality, none of this is necessary because every day is straight pride day and 90% of the population is straight; therefore there is no danger in being heterosexual. Rather, it is quite mundane and expected of people, and in most societies, things that are normal are not celebrated but simply accepted.
If gay people have pride, why shouldn't straight people have it too? We deserve straight pride! We're repressed and we don't have rights, and we get killed and beat up and bullied every day for being heterosexual! And we deal with self-hatred over our sexuality too! And 40% of us have attempted suicide because we can't deal with how straight we are, and not only that, we're four times as likely to try to kill ourselves when we're teenagers! Oh wait....
by Grow up everybody February 07, 2013
by glock_cock March 08, 2021
a term used by homosexual men in the 1950s to identify each other in public. the term itself meant “so straight to the point that you’re gay”.
by flolri March 12, 2021
a term people use when they are in the closet so that other people don’t suspect that they are gay! the colors for it are the same colors as grinder so that way people get sort of a hint that that’s what they’re going for ⬛️🟧!
by Ladybug7907 March 09, 2021
if you identify as super straight, you're TRANSPHOBIC. it means you're attracted to cisgender people only. someone maybe could identify as straight and not like trans people, it's that easy. but someone decided to make a sexuality out of it thats transphobic. btw why does the flag look like pornhub
person 1 : hey! can i tell you my sexuality?
person 2 : sure, i'll support you no matter wh-
person 1 : i'm super straight!
person 2 : nevermind.
person 2 : sure, i'll support you no matter wh-
person 1 : i'm super straight!
person 2 : nevermind.
by hhmilaa May 22, 2021
it's a term mostly used by dumb transphobic men, it's not a real sexuality.
fun fact: their flag colors are orange and black the same colors of the grindr app(a dating app for lgbtq+ people)
fun fact: their flag colors are orange and black the same colors of the grindr app(a dating app for lgbtq+ people)
james🐒: ayo im super straight and proud
ryan: nah you are a social reject who made up your own sexuality becuase you want to be included into something you booty lickin monkey.
ryan: nah you are a social reject who made up your own sexuality becuase you want to be included into something you booty lickin monkey.
by urm0mb1tch March 07, 2021