A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011
Get the Status bombermug. When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
Get the Status Humpingmug. Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"
by mister delicious January 27, 2022
Get the Status quovidmug. by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022
Get the Status Effectsmug. Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
Get the gamer statusmug. When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.
Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me
Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
by urherlurr March 4, 2011
Get the status chainmug. The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022
Get the Alex Statusmug.