when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
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(as opposed to the often negative connotation of 'one night stand')
(as opposed to the often negative connotation of 'one night stand')
"yeah it was a one-off thing, just a fun-night-stand"
"we met in a bar, and it kind of led to a fun-night-stand"
"Kerry and Steve had a fun-night-stand when they were in college"
"we met in a bar, and it kind of led to a fun-night-stand"
"Kerry and Steve had a fun-night-stand when they were in college"
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Hey Kory did you when have pull out to pee? Nah man I just went straight up lemon aid stand in his ass.
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I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
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