thigh squish

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King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”

“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
“Nice bro”

by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020

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