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All-American Banana Split

A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.
I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.
by Blakey15 March 19, 2021
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Wig Split

1.) To be impressed or in total awe of an outside stimulus. 2.) To be highly impressed to the point of excitement or elation.
"GOD-DAMN! Did you see that UFO abduct Sally Struthers in a beam of light?! That shit left my wig split!"

"Dude I just saw Tila Tequila get pelted with trash and human fecal matter at the Insane Clown Posse show... Shit split my wig back several times over..."

"Ghandi split my wig... he was a wigsplitter..."
by Nephilim Muse August 10, 2012
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Banana split

Quite simply, having sex with another man's balls; similar to tit-fucking, a banana split is achieved when a man wraps another man's testicles around the shaft of his penis.
I couldn't fuck my best friend's father: he only had one testicle, and I just love to Banana split.
by Robin Pisshole August 19, 2006
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Split w/ Boysetsfire

A term used to imply gayness on the part of a band.
This song blows, is this off their Split w/ Boysetsfire !!!???
by Kai1427 August 22, 2006
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Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
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split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!
Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!
by Gaggle Kang December 25, 2020
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Split Lip

a term commonly used for black people because of constant street fights cause them to often have split lips.
That god damn Split Lip robbed me for all my cash!
by Football king 99 December 12, 2021
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