Waka Shift

When someone takes late hours at work on a weekend to avoid a sesh.

"You finally coming out this weekend?"

"Sorry I can't I'm working the Waka shift again tonight"

by griggley August 3, 2017

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

Control Shift QQ

Crossing off all tabs

If you Ctrl Shift QQ your boss computer,he'll fire you and you will say hahahahahahahaha
If he Ctrl Shift QQ your computer,he'll say that control , shift and q are too close together and you will say shift.

Hahahaha Control Shift QQ your computer

by Aurelius Tan is a f w/ no face February 3, 2018

stink shift

The act of pulling your dick out of a girls ass and having her play with it like a stick shift.

A girl that can drive a stink shift is so an sexy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

by Itslittytitty May 24, 2018

stick shift

the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream

i woke up in the morning and had a stick shift, piss went all over my parents bathroom

by jiz_machine July 27, 2018

Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.

I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.

by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018

ghost shift

In some manufacturing operations, rogue factory employees come back at night after leaving work and run the same production line again in a “ghost shift”, producing perfect “counterfeits” they sell themselves.

This SD card might have been produced in a ghost shift

by ajf.me December 25, 2018