Soft Noggin

why are you being a soft noggin?
stop being a soft noggin
by What is editing February 28, 2022
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soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.
Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!
by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018
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soft-tag

A "soft-tag" is when, on Facebook, you tag someone from a comment string rather than sharing (or "bouncing") the item to which you're calling their attention to their timeline. This is a way to tag someone with discretion, because a tag from the comment thread only shows up in the tagged person's notifications, not on their timeline. It's a great way to call attention to something you know is too rude to post directly to their wall.
I soft-tagged you because I knew this would gross out your family if it showed on your timeline.

Soft-tag me from the post so I can check it out after the kids are in bed.
by Plasmo October 21, 2014
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Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand
Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.
by J$honey August 15, 2021
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soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew
by yeetumskeetum April 10, 2018
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Soft shit

"dont be on that soft shit"
by ilovecock6996 April 09, 2018
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Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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