by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003
Get the Hog Soccermug. The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.
Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!
Matt: Dude, that was a close one!
Matt: Dude, that was a close one!
by Nat Light July 24, 2007
Get the switchblade soccermug. One who thinks he is better than everybody at soccer, not knowing that soccer should not be considered a sport. Also a person who gets excited every time he sees a soccer ball in his area.
Person 1-"Dude, I bet you i can kick a soccer ball over them mountains"
Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"
Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"
by P-reston August 19, 2006
Get the soccer douchemug. by Goaliekid12 October 7, 2010
Get the Soccer playermug. by Supercalifragilisticsespiaiii December 28, 2020
Get the car soccermug. A stay-at-home middle-class over-parenting mother that suffers from Dunning-Kruger effect in a particular way that affects her outlook on many issues of life. She tends to over-nurture her children, but only in a way that aligns with her strong although often unfounded beliefs and not necessarily reason. A soccer mom professes such beliefs obnoxiously, forcefully and tactlessly to others, often angering the public while feeling vindicated due to her own morally superhuman understanding of the situation.
These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.
Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.
Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
There is a modicum of chance that I may be wrong on at least one of the views I have - said or thought no soccer mom ever.
by Atlanntas June 30, 2017
Get the Soccer mommug. by Easyas123 August 1, 2012
Get the Soccer Freakmug.