Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 08, 2010

Edible smashed

The point at which an edible high becomes like a shroom high

Billy was so "edible smashed" that he was freestyling into his cup for the microphone effect.

by Thedude85 October 12, 2021

Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar October 17, 2008

couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

anus smash

Blunt force trauma to the anus.

I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.

by Siosiekay March 19, 2018

Mojito Smash

An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??

because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!

by CASUAL 909 February 23, 2010

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 03, 2009