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GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! 

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The Slippery Javelin 

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
The Slippery Javelin by parralax42 December 9, 2010

The Slippery Rhino 

A sexual act in which the woman is placed on all fours. The man then utilizes a strap on penis and attaches it to his forehead. He then backs up a distance of about 10 feet and charges into the woman inserting the strap on into either hole (doesn't matter which).
Person 1: Yo i heard she got the slippery rhino from him last night

Person 2: Huh, thats why shes walking so funny
The Slippery Rhino by Tony N. October 1, 2007

The Slippery Clam 

The slippery clam is the act of taking a big swig of cold water right before going down on your lady's parts, a guaranteed crowd pleaser! Warning: it gets very slippery.
I surprised my girlfriend with the slippery clam last night, she went bananas!

as slippery as a butcher's prick 

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery
drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

keep it slippery 

The gayest way of saying goodbye to someone. A Substitution for Take it easy, Good-Bye, Peace, Later, C-Yah, TTYL..... it's REDICULOUS!!
~You have a good night and "keep it slippery"
~Keep it slippery Brotha
keep it slippery by Jon Bozak December 27, 2005

drop it like a slippery stick of butter 

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.
Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!