Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name

Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him

by Valk Strider November 30, 2020

simon

nugga nay

simon is a nugga nay

by proofen July 5, 2023

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Simon

The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!

Girl 1: is that simon?

Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!

Girl 1: such a fckboy

by Steinchen<3 November 22, 2021

Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!

Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt

by Popbal March 24, 2019

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 5, 2017