Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019

Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.

Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool

by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019

Simon

Has a tendency to call himself retarded and be random. He like to say he is the 3rs

Retarded
Random
Reliable

Stop being such a simon

by Simo333 January 5, 2020

Símeon

He is hot, funny, fun, nice, cool, and great at singing

Look over there, it’d Símeon. OMG he is so cool and hot🥵😍🥰😘😋

by Snapchat: simeon.nielsen December 19, 2020

Simeon Yetarian

Probably one of the most annoying characters in the start of GTA online. But a normal person in GTA V story mode

Simeon Yetarian Is freaking annoying

by Eeeeeeeeeeahhghhhhhhhhhhhhhheh March 7, 2021

Simeonsdarling

Simeon lover 2.0 !!!

A very hot tiktoker who posts Obey Me and Bandori content !!!!

They make soo cool edits you must check them out !!!

Human 1: Omg!! Do you follow Simeonsdarling on tiktok?!?

Human 2: Yes I do!!! He's so cool !!!!!

Human 1: K let's make out

by MelonLol May 5, 2021