Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!

Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.

by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

Shit

A word you use when you can't remember the name of something else.

Also a term for "stuff".

What's that shit?

Can you hand me my shit?

by kougazluvr May 21, 2009

Shit

It means that your a good boy

U piece of shit

by Moneyboy62 January 14, 2017

shit

shit is of course poop enough said but shit i also general things or you could be telling people to eat shit suck shit shitty job shitty place shitty house anything that is shitty makes it worse

my salad is ruined because a bird shit in it.

by ibeaperson July 10, 2010

on shit

1. to be intoxicated

1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?

by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020

Shit

That brown stuff that comes out of your ass. Also known as "Poop".

I take a shit every morning, it ussually comes out soft.

by Locomotion Titties April 5, 2010