hetero shark

A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.

Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!

by lashannon February 12, 2008

baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.

"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"

by Lokear July 12, 2019

shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

Orange Shark

When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza.

My parents wanted a big dinner, but I ended up pullin an orange shark.

by Zach and Lisa B August 4, 2008

chlorine shark

the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.

No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.

by bigskilet July 7, 2010

Diaper Shark

Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.

4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"

Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"

by AliceAlkaline September 14, 2009

stink-shark

n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.

*created by famed journalist Jason Probst

As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.

by Thomas Ruzika June 3, 2004