sex

When an erect penis is inserted in a wet vagina, that's where the term nailed came from.

I had sex with her until my penis couldn't become erect anymore.

by hi November 16, 2006

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Sex

The very thing I am getting none of.

Did you get any sex last night, dude?

Naw, I just watched porn again.

by Victah Hugo August 24, 2008

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Sex is fun. Everyone likes it.

2 teenagers age 18, they went out on a walk. Max sat down he said "May..Ive been thinking..."

She said "about what..?" Max answered and said "May...I love you.." then May ran into his arms and kissed him.. she said "i love you so much" and then took his shirt off

He took her pants off and her top. He stuck his dick inside of her pussy. She said "aaah~ dont stop~" then he stopped.. he said "May this isnt right..."

She said "what do you mean..?" Then he said "May..i have a girlfriend...." May said "WHAT?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!"

He kissed her. And said "shhh luv" and smacks her ass and sticks his dick inside of her ass.. they kept it a secret for a few months!

But his girlfriend found out after 3 months.. but then may and max said "wanna be a threesome?" Katie then said "yes please!" And then the girls started kissing

After that they were all happy!

Sex is fun everyone has it ;)

by Like this if u d September 12, 2020

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Sex

That's what's really happening when you play that special game with daddy

Daddy are you sure its not sex in my bum?

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

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We all know why u are here bro

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I repeat 1-800-stop-horny-now
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by Chantix turkey December 23, 2020

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