Sex

The very thing I am getting none of.

Did you get any sex last night, dude?

Naw, I just watched porn again.

by Victah Hugo August 24, 2008

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a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

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We all know why u are here bro

If u or someone u know has been experiencing horny or Sex thoughts for years and don't know how to stop, u may be entitled to the horny helpline! U also may be thinking: I don't wanna be horny, I wanna ba happy, if u are refusing I will come over and delete your WiFi
Call 1-800-69420 or 1-800-Stop-horny-now
I repeat 1-800-stop-horny-now
Call now!

by Chantix turkey December 23, 2020

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When a boy sticks his object in a womans vagina hole

Ryan: “bru i had such good sex earlier”

by Ryanlikesjarredandteagen August 5, 2020

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You horny kids. Don't be looking this stuff up at least in school but. For the definition, sex is like the most complicated math equation. You add the bed, subtract the clothes (all of it), divide the legs, stick in with pin point accuracy and hope that she doesn't add multiplication.

You is horny if you looking up Sex

by Horny_Dick_Face 6969 February 13, 2018

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I’m gonna just say it now. You’re searching this to get horny ideas and fantasies of what people’s experiences are like during sex. Well...... ever heard of pornhub?

Yo don’t search up sex

by JHconspiracy June 10, 2018

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